"Nah, boss, I'm going to respectfully disagree there," he tells him, not noticing him looking over.

"That's where the coffee comes in. It's a symphony of flavors, you know. You have the donut and the cream and the coffee. I didn't go to culinary school or anything, " says the man whose recipe repertoire includes sandwiches, cup noodles, and a kickass charcuterie board - "but I know how to pair together coffee and a donut better than any cop on the beat. But...uh....you just keep your sprinkles."